Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of...

Or, better yet, set up your iPhone to the following options:

And now that you know that, that having been said.

It’s no more complicated than that.

One, is because they want or need something from you.

IT’S LATE, AND I HAVE TO GET UP VERY EARLY.

And that’s it.

Tell the narcissist to suck a dick.

And, two alone.

I’M NOT GOING TO WAX POETIC, OR TYPE A THESIS ON THIS ONE.

With the fuckening of your life, that is.

And two, is because they aren’t finished yet.

They want to finish the job.

There is only one thing that you can do.

But, there are precisely TWO reasons.

“Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system”.

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?